have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens, via phobias)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via camerondallas)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via orgasm)

(Source: a-dolf-in, via kindahorny)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via phobias)

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

(via phobias)

alaina-del-rey:

look at this cutie lizard

(Source: yeahponcho, via terrifries)

Timestamp: 1406272974

alaina-del-rey:

look at this cutie lizard

(Source: yeahponcho, via terrifries)

tuimaouu:

Boys on set by Brett Lloyd

(Source: instagram.com, via terrifries)

Timestamp: 1406272937

tuimaouu:

Boys on set by Brett Lloyd

(Source: instagram.com, via terrifries)

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil, via orgasm)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay