have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay